how do you start a conversation with someone without sounding lame do you just be like Hey man how many cool scooter tricks can u do
- Now: horny.
- In an hour: horny.
- Tomorrow: horny.
- Next week: horny.
- Next month: horny.
- Sleeping: horny.
- Eating: horny.
- Having sex: horny.
- Accopolypse: horny.
- Dead: horny.
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
